As promised ! more Wahas :):)

Wat happened to the frog that broke down?
He got toad away. hahahha

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?
be cos her pupils were too bright! wahhahahahahaha

Who is the boss of the Hankies?
The hankie chief wahhahahahha

hahahahahahahhaha. Laughing builds abs! Laugh more wahahhaha.

OOh~ aunty Ruby came so as Liling says "my pipes are cleared".

im feeling good. y. cos had our first aerobics class with sara, then had superduper yummy tiramisu for lunch! ooh~ ooh~ ooh~

i like this bike photo! try to ignore it, woo~ im a sexy biker girl !!! :):) 

this is my lovable lynn! she helped me w my blog! i lurve her bike rides n i miss u alot babe. Hope ure not angry w me.. 

Chocolates are a substitute for Love- Liling

No wonder im eating KitKat Chunky now. u see, im listening to sappy love songs, its snowing gently, its cold n im waiting for my period. Well, there's some truth in that statement. Well done Liling! haha. Now i know y ill always be fat. I'm a girl who not only loves food but loves Love. Like who doesnt? haha. ok anyway..

Man, ive a crap day. i didnt sleep properly last night cos i was afraid to miss my 9am lect (which ive done so for the last 2 weeks n i feel really bad cos the lecturer is really nice -hes like a cuddly bear!) BUT i wen to lect alright n i slept thru all 2 hours! i can still rem seeing the lecturer looking at me at my [argh, looking out of my window makes me lonely, dammit] in between 'awakes'. dammit i feel awful right now. it so damn rude of me! but i cld not help it! id b better if i jus didnt turn up man.. urgh.. n i slept thru my 12pm lect too. shittieee... oh! but its snowin'.... im mixed up inside

aww n ive been watching this hk soap. abt love (between all kinds- family, friends, the world, lovers) not exactly the best thing to do wen ure at this time of the month, but u really don wanna do anything but slack it.. u know wat i mean? sigh, when will She come? get it over n done with!

also, yesterday i watched this clip on patients with amnesia. its so damn sad i tell u. o god.

"its like u r trapped in this moment. everything before that moment is VOID. u r living in the same world as everyone else, feeling n perceiving, but once u turn away n come back, its gone. its as if every moment u jus awake. always lost."

and the fella, Clive, is not a dumb retard, hes intelligent, like u n me. just with retrograde(cant rem past, i think) n antegrade(cant rem new info) amnesia. sigh, id rather die. wats life with no memories? whether nice or horrid, even regrets. o man, i feel wierd.

oh! but one lovely thing abt Clive is that he loves his wife very much! everytime she enters the room, he hugs her n cries her name with such enthusiasm, be cos to him, everytime he sees her, its like he's seeing her for the first time in ages. i dunno wat to feel, but

Awwwwww.... is this love?

lynn says: ENTER YOUR CAPTION FIRST.haha.thx for being patient w muah! eternally grateful to u! treat u to prata wen im back!
ok, anyway this was taken fm my balcony yesterday.. white.. hmm :) 

crunch crunch crunch

goes my slippers on the thin layer of snow! woohoo! i woke up at 6am! the first time i ever did since i last came back! waha n i was rewarded w surrounding whites!! they say it hardly snows here. in the past 20 yrs of my fren's life in london, it snowed abt twice only n it snowed in exeter (slightly farther south)!! im so happy!!! but its cold.. Brr.. haha me n devi were snappin away w e camera, gosh its so beautiful! id wanna share it w u guys but i dunno how to load it on here. next time yea. and i was takin pics during brekkie cos its devi's 1st time!! WOW. haha n cam was there too! we hardly make it for brek, n now 3 of us were eating tog haha. wierd but shiok!

ooh~ n im listening to BJD2 soundtrack.. haha, puts me in the mood for luRve. Boy i need some "loving" now, waha! waimin would understand me best since she's living in a fridge n has some bram (a brand of cornflakes i invented, since it sounds like bran- lucky she doent know this) in her life now. haha.

oh boy, i had some tiramisu last night at hall dinner. think its homemade n they laced it quite a bit, gave me a slight headache haha. but nice.. sigh i do like tiramisu, alot, after all. bleah

"pushing me forward n arching back. bring me closer to heart attack. say goodbye n jus fly away.."

my nails...

I like my nails long. But they always chip or break. dammit. Yesterday one broke. Today 2 chipped. boohoo. I'm a bimbo, I know. But still its my pride n glory! haha. See, its the only thing I can control, u know, like psychological man. I cant control what I eat, my weight and how I look so I have to file my nails, paint them n make them nice! But now!!!!

argh...

today I earned 20 quid, which became 15 cos I took a taxi. haha. fMRI experiments r a bore! This is hard earned cash ok. Having to endure wearing a swim cap thingy that makes u look like an ape, them poking n exfoliating your scalp n then going into a machine that makes damn loud n disturbing noises n lying on ur back immovable for 40 min doing mindless categorising is just excruciating! I'm so glad its over. But 20 quid only allows me to go out like twice? And I've done that so many times the last few weeks.. shit I'm broke. again.

ooh~ yesterday had CNY dinner org by the Chinese soc. Visually, I feel at home, but that's about it. haha. Watched lion dance last night. Damn shiok, so long haven seen it n I used to detest it n now I love it. Its so cute!!!! haha. Oh made some "plans" last night:

w Sara: join Chinese soc n try to get our butts on the committee (if they let us)
so that we will have fantastic resumes!

w Cam: join dance soc n learn cha cha

haha

A Lovely Love Story by Edward Monkton

The fierce dinosaur was TRAPPED inside his CAGE of ICE. Although it was COLD he was HAPPY in there. It was, after all, HIS cage.

Then along came the Lovely Other Dinosaur.

The Lovely Other Dinosaur MELTED the Dinosaur’s cage with KIND words and LOVING thoughts.

I LIKE this Dinosaur thought the Lovely Other Dinosaur.
Although he is fierce he is also TENDER and he is FUNNY.
He is also quite CLEVER though I will not tell him this for now.

I like this Lovely Other Dinosaur, thought the Dinosaur. She is BEAUTIFUL and she is DIFFERENT and she SMELLS so nice.
She is also a FREE SPIRIT which is a quality I much ADMIRE in a dinosaur.

But he can be so DISTANT and so PECULIAR at times thought the Lovely Other Dinosaur.

He is also overly fond of THINGS.
Are all Dinosaurs so overly fond of THINGS?

But her mind SKIPS from here to there so quickly, thought the Dinosaur. She is also uncommonly keen on SHOPPING.
Are all Lovely Other Dinosaurs so uncommonly keen on shopping?

I will FORGIVE his peculiarity and his concern for THINGS, thought the Lovely Other Dinosaur. For they are part of what makes him a richly charactered INDIVIDUAL.

I will FORGIVE her SKIPPING MIND and her FONDNESS for shopping, thought the Dinosaur. For she fills our life with BEAUTIFUL thoughts and WONDERFUL surprises.
Besides, I am not unkeen on SHOPPING either.

Now the Dinosaur and the Lovely Other Dinosaur are OLD.
LOOK at them.

TOGETHER they stand on the hill telling each other STORIES and feeling the WARMTH of the sun on their backs.

And that, my FRIENDS, is how it is with LOVE.
Let us ALL be Dinosaurs and Lovely Other Dinosaurs TOGETHER.

For the Sun is WARM.
And the World is a BEAUTIFUL place.

THE END

Sigh, I like his work.
Check it out @ www.edwardmonkton.com

Kat thinks i drink "twigged" water

Haha yesterday i decided to drink chinese tea. Kat came into my room, looked into my cup and went "EWww, wats that? Twigs?" *gives distorted, disgusted face* haha damn funny man!!! It's the first time I've heard someone compare tea leaf to twigs! And that is true in a wierd sort of way.. whoosh! Jan is in a good mood today or isnt cos im high on Chinese tea!!

Haha it's a bright, sunny day today n Kat asked me to go for a walk, it's so hard to get sun here! *Kat starts rolling up her sleeves* haha she's a ghost! Wait till I post her photo here One Day, when someone teaches me how to do it, you can judge for yourself!

Oh no, if I decide to go for a walk I'll be tempted to get beer from Imperial. Shit man wats wrong with me? Beer if fattening!!! But I like my fats wahaha, so watch out Imperial haha...

Something I got from Penguin Biscuits

Y did the lobster blush?
Cos the sea weed.. hahahah!

haha, ok this is better..

Y couldnt the bicycle stand up?
Be cos it was two tyred wahhahaha!!!

Even funnier..

Wat did the fish say wen it swam into the wall?
Dam wahahhahahahhaha!!!!!

I'll update more!! hahahhahah

me is bored

weehee im blogging. em i dunno wat to write. this is damn lame. haha. this is not exactly as fun as it seems. lynn u lied!! haha okay we'll see how it goes. wadaleheehoo!